This is where I make fun of people I work with

If you have the password, please click here. If you don't know the password, then I'm probably talking about YOU! Yeah, that's right you sniveling brown-noser. I never liked you and I'm telling everyone close to me (and some of those who know you) about all the little faults and annoyances that make you my least favorite person! You want the password? You have to (hint) buy me a birthday present (hint) first!

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Well, I guess there's just nowhere to go from here but back to!