Thursday, February 27, 2003


 

Fred, we hardly knew ye.


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Wednesday, February 26, 2003


 

Wold isn't really the biggest anti-war proponent out there, but his site doesn't say that.


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Friday, February 21, 2003


 

Buy a Macintosh. You'll thank yourself later.


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When you go to the grocery store next:
1. Pick up some plastic spoons
2. Open the box of plastic spoons
3. Take a plastic spoon out of the box
4. Go to the freezer aisle
5. Find the Ben & Jerry's section (memorize this location)
6. Find Ben & Jerry's "Makin' Whoopie Pie"
7. Take the lid off
8. Eat the ice cream
9. Bring the empty carton to the cashier
10. Smile, Pay, and recommend that they buy a pint
The spoon part is imperative.


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Monday, February 17, 2003


 

A forward from my mom:
WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 10, 000 AL QUEDA THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN

This was written on a sign prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement!

One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement. We are a society who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty; After all, it is just a sign . . .

For a funeral home. 
And who says morticians don't have a sense of humor? Speaking of morticians - Only a couple weeks until Six Feet Under!


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Thursday, February 13, 2003


 

To those people who seem to think that I'm doing nothing all day now that I have a new 100% comission job, you're mistaken. I do have free time during the day, but I no longer count on my weekends to do errands or enjoy myself. My schedule has been turned on its ear. On Saturday, I have class from nine to five, on Sunday I have the same class from eleven to nine. This means I'll be taking it real easy on the weekends.

Just yesterday, for instance, I worked from eleven to nine thirty with a break for lunch and a stop at Wal*Mart to pick up some accessories for my home office. The schedule doesn't bode well for me getting on the net, unless it's to research what I'm going to buy to promote my business.

I also have no new stories, although I am quickly finding that Primerica is not the company I originally thought. A couple nights ago, we went into a low-income family's house and saved them $50 a month and gave them more for their investments. The guy had been out a job for two months, their situation was getting real tight, and they were paying for something that they weren't getting their proper return on. Now of course I sound cheesy by being excited about this stuff, but the fact is, I'll only be helping people who need help.

By all means, let the heckling commense . . .


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Winna winna chicken dinna!
----Original Message Follows----
From: "Mike"
To: Hagan@thedtrain.com
Subject: Re: eBay Item: THULE Roof Rack with FREE Mazda 323 (Item #2403301366)
Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 23:20:37 -0500

i'm not in DC, i'm in Ohio, near cleveland. i'll have to drive down and pick it up. my real question is: do you think it'll survive the drive back here, or should i bring a tow bar and a truck to drag it behind? also, i'm not sure what day i'll get there. i have to find someone to drive to DC with me, but i plan on this weekend. thanks.

mike
What a trooper! Cash-money comin' my way, beeeotch!


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Sunday, February 09, 2003


 

Check out my sweet new ride.

Speaking of my new ride . . . who wants to buy my old one?


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Thursday, February 06, 2003


 

Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?


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Wednesday, February 05, 2003


 

Live video of the War on Terror.


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Why you should read "The Boondocks."


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Tuesday, February 04, 2003


 

My old car:



My new car:



See the difference?




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Monday, February 03, 2003


 

Impulse Buy.


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I swear to God, R. Kelly must have had a hand in this.


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This could be the last story we see about the Olsen Twins Hoax . . . Nahhhh.


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Teacher: Now what does the cow say, Bubb?
Bubb Rubb: Moo MOOOOOO!
Also check out Whistle Guy's Mother.


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Sunday, February 02, 2003


 

Hey Hilary . . . Our boss was let go on Friday. I'll call you tomorrow.


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Thanks for ridin' the