Thursday, February 27, 2003
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Friday, February 21, 2003
Buy a Macintosh. You'll thank yourself later.
7:52 PM . . .
When you go to the grocery store next:1. Pick up some plastic spoonsThe spoon part is imperative.
2. Open the box of plastic spoons
3. Take a plastic spoon out of the box
4. Go to the freezer aisle
5. Find the Ben & Jerry's section (memorize this location)
6. Find Ben & Jerry's "Makin' Whoopie Pie"
7. Take the lid off
8. Eat the ice cream
9. Bring the empty carton to the cashier
10. Smile, Pay, and recommend that they buy a pint
7:51 PM . . .
Monday, February 17, 2003
A forward from my mom:WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 10, 000 AL QUEDA THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICANAnd who says morticians don't have a sense of humor? Speaking of morticians - Only a couple weeks until Six Feet Under!
This was written on a sign prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement!
One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement. We are a society who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty; After all, it is just a sign . . .
For a funeral home.
3:36 PM . . .
Thursday, February 13, 2003
To those people who seem to think that I'm doing nothing all day now that I have a new 100% comission job, you're mistaken. I do have free time during the day, but I no longer count on my weekends to do errands or enjoy myself. My schedule has been turned on its ear. On Saturday, I have class from nine to five, on Sunday I have the same class from eleven to nine. This means I'll be taking it real easy on the weekends.
Just yesterday, for instance, I worked from eleven to nine thirty with a break for lunch and a stop at Wal*Mart to pick up some accessories for my home office. The schedule doesn't bode well for me getting on the net, unless it's to research what I'm going to buy to promote my business.
I also have no new stories, although I am quickly finding that Primerica is not the company I originally thought. A couple nights ago, we went into a low-income family's house and saved them $50 a month and gave them more for their investments. The guy had been out a job for two months, their situation was getting real tight, and they were paying for something that they weren't getting their proper return on. Now of course I sound cheesy by being excited about this stuff, but the fact is, I'll only be helping people who need help.
By all means, let the heckling commense . . .
6:11 AM . . .
Winna winna chicken dinna!----Original Message Follows----What a trooper! Cash-money comin' my way, beeeotch!
Subject: Re: eBay Item: THULE Roof Rack with FREE Mazda 323 (Item #2403301366)
Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 23:20:37 -0500
i'm not in DC, i'm in Ohio, near cleveland. i'll have to drive down and pick it up. my real question is: do you think it'll survive the drive back here, or should i bring a tow bar and a truck to drag it behind? also, i'm not sure what day i'll get there. i have to find someone to drive to DC with me, but i plan on this weekend. thanks.
5:36 AM . . .
Sunday, February 09, 2003
Thursday, February 06, 2003
Wednesday, February 05, 2003
Tuesday, February 04, 2003
My old car:
My new car:
See the difference?
1:54 PM . . .
Monday, February 03, 2003
Sunday, February 02, 2003
Hey Hilary . . . Our boss was let go on Friday. I'll call you tomorrow.
7:57 AM . . .