Monday, June 30, 2003


 

You know you're driving in an affluent part of town when you look at the cars you're passing and think to yourself:
Mercedes
Mercedes
BMW
Audi
Mercedes
Mercedes
I don't know what that kind is
BMW
Mercedes


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I saw my ex-manager this weekend at a cookout for my friend who's leaving town (?) and asked her how her new job and love life were and they were both pretty bad.

She said that speed dating wasn't so fun, her alumni club was all married, and her new town of around 30,000 people was not such a haven for single 35+ year olds.


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Tuesday, June 24, 2003


 

Oh yeah. Aggressive Growth, baby. 14.45% tax adjusted return over the last ten years of the fund? Shizzle my nizzles.

You think this is all fun and games don't ya? Well tell me something: Who else would be on the boat if you asked everyone who wanted to only lose five and a half percent in their aggressive growth portfolios in the last three years to jump on board?

I'll give you a hint; it starts with "E" and ends with "very other fund manager in the world."

Who wants a piece of Deebo?


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Saturday, June 07, 2003


 

Oh man, I may be a complete dork. I thought this article was pretty sweet.


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Man, I love these headlines.

Watch him win the next 10 straight starts now . . .


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I don't know what this is, but I'm pretty sure it's got nothing to do with heterosexuality.


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