Thursday, July 31, 2003


 

This link probably won't last long, but those of you who see it....will wish you never looked. All I know is $118 for an 800watt amp is one hell of a big piece of shit!

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Let this be a lesson to anyone getting a tattoo. If you're going to have something permanently imprinted on your skin it should be something you truly believe in, or at least understand. Take the time to find out how to write it and what it means, otherwise it's just weak. Serves those preppy rich kids right. Props to the artist.

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This doesn't apply to everyone who reads this page, but there are enough of you out there to make it worth posting.
If you're on the east coast, and want to come (back) out to the west coast for a rip-roarin', cornholin' beach goin' party, hop on this fare and organize some shizzle with me.

You'd be stupid not to take advantage of a fare called the Superfly fare.

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Ever have trouble understanding those cracker-ass-cracker websites?

Now you too can have your favorite sites shizzolated!

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Wednesday, July 30, 2003


 

I double dog dare you to watch this music video and not get happy.
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We all have our stories. Share with the group.

Some words on the product - buy one of these fart machines and stick it in your back pocket. Give the remote to a friend who will use it tastefully. I did this in a ski shop in Tahoe and I almost shat myself laughing. It's a guaranteed good time.


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Tuesday, July 29, 2003


 

Flash Mob .

Everybody go to 12 Myrtle Ave! For alumni weekend, Crow like a bird if you feel like it.

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Thursday, July 24, 2003


 

Man, I wish I were a Zeus Bug

Marf


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Last night I talked to my grandparents for a while on the phone - they're awesome. Imagine two really cool old people with thick french accents - that's them.
I am always impressed with my grandfather's knowledge of computers. For an 80 year old guy he knows a lot more than...oh....let's say Nate Spillane. But he expressed some confusion over the emails he has been getting lately. In his words:
"Even though my name is Raymond people are asking me if I want to increase my breast size. And everyone says I should add 3 inches to my dick when they don't even know how big it is now!"

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I won my court case today, and my lawyer helped!

Get some of that shit, fool!

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Wednesday, July 23, 2003
Didn't you know?

 

Jesus Fucking ROCKS!

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Tuesday, July 22, 2003


 

I know this kid went up a while back, but I dont think all these versions did. Good for a laugh - at least the first few.

Oh yeah and wish me a happy birthday.

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20,000 Hits

 

Tomorrow we should break the 20K mark. Took a year to break the 10K mark and only seven months to double it. There's gotta be some math behind this thing . . . five bucks to anyone that can include the number "e" in their exponential growth theory for my site's hit stats.

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Monday, July 21, 2003


 

Hoo Doggie! They're baaaack!

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Check it.

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Pork Chop Sandwiches!

 

And you know my vacation would have something to do with this if I was still working a regular 9-5.

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At the Gay Bar.

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Friday, July 18, 2003


 

Whether or not you agree with war, don't fuck with our troops.


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I have a big day tomorrow. We're going to Home Depot, maybe Bed Bath & Beyond. I don't know. We may not have enough time.
So I'm taking it easy tonight - after a few drinks I decided to pop in Big Lebowski. Do that if you haven't recently. Especially if you live in California. True fans will remember the "Simi Valley" sign on the road to drop off the ringer. That's where I live. Keep an eye out for my next party. If you're cool you'll be invited.
Also,dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

Riddle me this - why does the Dude have a big color poster of Nixon Bowling when the only available version of this picture is in black and white?

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I can't believe this crap gets serious attention. Those of you who followed orders and read everything ever posted on CNN.com will already have things to say about this I'm sure.
If, after incarceration, you suddenly 'develop' a psychological condition that is not life-threatening you are just a nut. By no means do we, the tax payers, owe you, the nut, any money or compensation. And I sure as hell am not going to pay for an inmate to get breast implants, hormone supplements, or genital 'reassignment.'
At the very least this should be thrown out for the potential it has to open up our penal system for abuse. You'll have chicks start commiting crimes cause they can't afford implants.
"Nice tits. Where'd you get those?"
"Prison."

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RPI is hurting!

so bored at work I actually went to rpiinfo. While I was doing that I invented a new game of shooting elastic bands off the walls of my cube. There's actually no point the the game.

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Today was one of those days when your morning routine seems off and you wonder if you're doing something wrong like getting ready for work on a Saturday. I had the feeling as I woke up....don't know why. So I checked my PDA and sho' nuff, Friday July 18th. So I got ready, and for some reason I was ready 10 minutes early. Now what part of my morning routine did I forget? No idea. Pants? Check. I'm out the door.
That extra 10 minutes put me in a different traffic shift - a much faster one. To the point where I was once again asking "Is this a jewish holiday or something? Gotta love those jews, but put up some flyers or something and help us Christians out." So then I was at work early, which makes it seem even more like something's wrong. Now here I am, 8:00, and still nobody's here except for the maintenance manager, who lives here.
If today is Saturday, or Christmas or something please someone let me know so I can go home.
Pants? Still good.

Martha Stewart tip of the day - If you ever need to leave work and can't think of an excuse just spill some coffee on your pants. Keep an extra pair in your car and go do whatever you need to do while the suckers at the office think you went home to change. Joke's on them right guys? right? guys?


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Little Robots in your pants!!!
Ask the customer service pro how it works. They're usually smart people.
Now make sure you read EVERYTHING ever posted on cnn.com because this is the last time I will link to it.
...don't want to bore you guys.


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Thursday, July 17, 2003


 

The System is Down


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Laaaaa Heeeeeeeeeewwwwwww ZER!

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Jorge Dotta!

 

If you're out there, please meet your SAE braaaathers at the Ruck on Friday at 6:00.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2003


 

Anybody else Sublime? Site's tits
The following joke contains midgets and the midget has a speech impediment so rest assured that even if you don't get it for some reason you will laugh anyway.

The owner of a horse farm receives a call from a friend, who informs him of a midget with a speech impediment who's interested in buying a horse. The owner has him send the midget over. The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. “A female horth,” replies the midget. So the owner shows him one. “Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouf?” So the owners picks up the midget and shows him the horse’s mouth. “Nith mouf, Can I thee her eyeth?” Promptly, the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse’s eyes. “Ok, what about the eerth?” At this point, the owner is becoming aggravated, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him the ears. “OK, finally, can I thee her twat?” With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse’s vagina, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget laments, “Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awownd?”


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Hey, remember this guy? I guess he's going to put together an RPI Lax website for alumns. Sounds pretty sweet! I tried to do one a while ago and it never got off the ground. More power to ya, Treads!

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If you thought SARS was bad, wait until this starts sweeping the globe.

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Chunked

 

People Chunkin 2003!!!

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Albareth then further embarrassed himself by continuing with: "...and I heard he's also got a site called Thed Rain!"

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I'm sorry Hogan, but Scottigee is making the d train his bitch. You may as well just hand over the keys and make the ownership change official. Holla!

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Tuesday, July 15, 2003


 

Are you down with the Home Star Runner?
The poopsmith is

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Sad to say, but this is probably the best thing that has ever been done to promote safe sex to America's youth.

Kinda puts a whole new spin on the term "Doggy-Style", doesn't it?

Marf


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And remember kids, don't do drugs!

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If you have a girlfriend, and you argue, you are not alone.

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Monday, July 14, 2003


 

Woooh! Now that's a hot sauce


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Friday, July 11, 2003


 

check it out, monkey poop

Reminds me of a joke: (here goes)
This dude walks into a bar with his monkey.
Bartender says,"hey you can't bring the damn-dirty ape in here!"
Dude's like,"Don't worry about it, I'll watch him."
Bartender shrugs, says, "Aight, but any funny stuff and you and the monkey are outta here."
Dude gets a drink, it's nice. Next thing he knows the monkey hops up on the pool table and eats the eight ball. Bartender sees this and he's ripped.
Bartender says, "Aight, you and your monkey are out of here."
Dude's like, "Don't worry about it. I'll bring your eight ball back."
Week later, dude returns with the monkey on a leash.
Bartender's like, "Hey what I say, leave your monkey at home!"
Dude's like, "Don't worry about it, I got him on a leash. Oh and by the way I got your eight ball."
Bartender says, "ok, but watch ur monkey."
Dude gets a drink, it's nice. Next thing he knows the monkey hops up on the bar and grabs a cherry out of the condiments tray. Monkey takes the cherry sticks it up his ass and then eats it.
Bartender says, "Hey you know your monkey just took a cherry shoved it up his ass and then ate it."
Dude's like, "Yeah, he measures everything he eats now."

it's funny cause there's a charlton heston quote in it.

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Table Tennis, Matrix style

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Thursday, July 10, 2003


 

And now for the History of Bukkake

Along time ago in Japan, post-Feudalism, when a woman was caught cheating on her husband she was taken up to the mountains and left for 3 days, on the 3rd day the town head (no pun intended) would come (again no pun intended) about midday along with no less than 50 men and they would proceed to jerk off on her face all day one after another which means if there were 50 guys then all of them would jerk on her and if there were 700 guys then all 700 would jerk off on her but there had to be at least 50. So she was basically humiliated all day and that was the punishment for adultery. So the Japanese being the odd bunch that they are actually came to fancy the idea of what was originally supposed to humiliate.

You know it's real cause he mentions post-feudalism
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If you get a ticket and need to go to traffic school try it online. I just finished one and it was, how you say, mucha mo betta than sitting in a room with a bunch of losers for 8 hours.
You log on when you want, take as long as you want, and enjoy frequent porn breaks.
There is one that supposedly only takes 20 minutes, but limited counties accept it.

$G


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After having their eleventh child, a Missouri couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to the doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to light a cherry bomb, put it in a beer can, hold the can up to his ear and then count to 10. The Ozark said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don’t see how pukiding a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.” “Trust me,” said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: “1…2…3…4…5…” at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

Brought to you by scottage geez


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check out samuel, one badass m'fucka.



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Wednesday, July 09, 2003


 

What's 40 feet wide, lives in the ocean and doesn't smell like octopus?
Stay tuned to this one to find out

By the way I'd like to meet the guy who said "Hmmm....nope, it doesn't smell like an octopus.


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Share the wealth - that's what I always say
Free Sub!!


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At last! the truth comes out

-Gfizzle


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Ok so we're signing our posts now kids. Whew! this web admin crap is getting tough.
For anybody, like me, who searched for WOMD and just got this Pretend that your search took you here

Yo mamma pussy so dirty she has to put ice in between her legs to keep the crabs fresh

Scott of G


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Tuesday, July 08, 2003


 

Go to Google, type in "weapons of mass destruction" and hit "I'm feeling lucky."


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Dude walks into a DC restaurant for some lunch and sees some familiar faces arguing at a corner table. So he asks the waiter "Excuse me, is that President Bush and Colin Powell?"
Waiter says "Why yes - they come in here all the time."
Dude decides he absolutely must introduce himself so he goes over and stammers "Mr. President, Mr. Secretary, this is such an honor! So why all the arguing?"
Bush answers "Colin doesn't like the political implications of my new plan to nuke 40,000 Iraqis and one blond with big boobs."
Dude says "Why the blond?"
Bush punches Powell on the shoulder and says "See? I told you nobody will care about the Iraqis."

Remember Kids There's no Hope with Dope


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Monday, July 07, 2003


 

The only funny garfield ever made is right here. No, they're all here.


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Highlights from the weekend by Friend A:
Me "Cockblocking" Friend B by asking if he'd like a drink when he was talking to some chic.  (his Gill-ish game is very easily shaken)
Highlights of the weekend by Friend B:
Friend A "Cockblocking" me by stumbling up to me and the chicks I was talking to, half-boxing the girl out, and asking them if they liked the shocker and then having no idea why I was like "what the fuck, Friend B"?
Names changed to protect the innocent

-Hagan



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Oh the POWER!!! The POWER!!!!

 

Oh the POWER!!! The POWER!!!!
Actually this is surprisingly simple. I was giving Hagizzle Blizzle way too much credit for having his own blog. I take it back. I take it back I take it back I take it back y'all.

That said - anybody down for some.....BIG PANT TREKKING!!??

It's the G-Fizzle on the big D-Trizzle


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Wednesday, July 02, 2003


 

NEEDS SOUND! GO NOW.


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Three words:

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle.


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Thanks for ridin' the