Sunday, November 30, 2003
These are canada's finest. I encourage you to peruse all of Jesse's pictures
Many are very good. Some highlights:
No no Jesse, you've got this beer drinking thing all wrong!!
C'mon honey, put the computer away...
Posted By Zips
7:54 AM . . .
Sunday, November 23, 2003
Julie's 16th Birthday
Friday, November 21, 2003
I'm expecting some inheritance money. my girlfriend thinks i'm going to invest it, but i intend to use some of it on having sex with a transexual hooker. i've always wanted to do that, and i don't feel guilty about it at all
7:24 PM . . .
Thursday, November 20, 2003
Crazy peanut action
Monday, November 17, 2003
Comments are busted
At least they don't work for me.
All comments will now be a new post
5:28 PM . . .
He shall be Punished
This is an official notice that Grizz has been placed on Stewards Team probation by the Stewards Team parliament for comments made on The D Train. Pending the successful completion of his Three (3) month probationary period, he may apply to be reinstated as a full member with all the priveledges allowed heretofore mentioned... an amphibious rodent... within city limits... that can't be legal either...
I regret to inform you of this decision.
Posted By Spytech
12:52 PM . . .
Saturday, November 15, 2003
Can't take a joke
Friday, November 14, 2003
This is me shaking my head
Definitely considering making a pit stop here on my cross-country road trip. I wonder if there is also a ban on alcohol, marijuana, or just good 'ol fashion pre-martial sex. I guess there is only one way to find out...mark your calendar Mr. Wheaton Campus Security.
Posted By wold
12:39 PM . . .
What's Your Favorite Song?
Thursday, November 13, 2003
The Holy Grail
Remember in The Big Lebowski when Donnie really wants to go to In-n-Out Burger? Well it has somewhat of a secret menu that all of us out West have only heard rumors of. The search is over:
"Animal Style" = the meat is grilled with mustard, then pickles, extra
spread, and grilled onions are added.
"Double Meat" = like a Double Double without cheese.
"3-by-Meat" = three meat patties and no cheese.
"Animal Style Fries" = fries with cheese, spread, grilled onions.
"Protein Style" = this is a burger with no bun, wrapped in lettuce.
"Grilled Cheese" = no meat, but everything else.
"Veggie Burger" = aka "Wish Burger," burger without patty or cheese.
"On the Sal" = this is just lettuce and dressing. Nothing else.
"Volcano Top" = Top bun hollowed out and filled with ketchup, really!
"Fries Well-Done" = extra crispy fries, even better than the regular!
"Fries Light" = opposite of fries well-done, more raw than usual.
"Flying Dutchman" = two meat patties, two slices of melted
cheese--nothing else--not even a bun!
"Neopolitan Shake" = strawberry, vanilla and chocolate shake.
Note: Two cashiers and one fryman were lost during Operation Menu.
Posted By wold
12:00 PM . . .
Wednesday, November 12, 2003
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Me, Myself and Irene.....and Zips
Mo Money No Problems
Is it just me or does this seem like a Tarantino flick.
Here's the abridged version:
"so he left New York and ended up in Galveston disguised as a mute woman named Dorothy Ciner...he dismembered Black's body, dumped it in Galveston Bay, and cleaned up the scene...when he learned police had found some of Black's remains, Durst fled to New Orleans with five pounds of marijuana and more than $500,000 in cash...[Durst] drove to New Orleans because Continental Airlines would not accept a head as a carry-on item...he was caught when he tried to shoplift a $5 sandwich even though he had $500 in his pocket."
Posted By wold
11:13 AM . . .
More DJ Crispy
Sunday, November 09, 2003
Ok everyone LISTEN UP. I know with the holiday season right around the corner this might have startled you a bit. No worries, I did a little research and you can still give that special gift thanks to the USPS, "if strict guidelines are followed."
Posted by wold
10:07 AM . . .
Saturday, November 08, 2003
59 McDonald's hamburgers, or this one?
As ridiculous as it is, I would love to try this thing.
"Kobe beef, imported from Japan, comes from cattle raised on beer and massaged daily to make the meat soft and succulent."
I envy you, Japanese Cattle
9:53 AM . . .
Thursday, November 06, 2003
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
MHP2 in the 2G3
It's on again ladies and gents.
Those of you who did not receive a specific email, fairly warned be thee says I, It's another Money House Party in Simi Valley. A cornholin' hot tubbin' good time.
The weekend of December 12, 13, 14. Be there (be there....be there....)
Y'all remember the last one...
Posted By ScottiGee
7:00 PM . . .
Monday, November 03, 2003
Pimpin sho ain't easy
I think if we chunked, you would love it.
And if he touches you again, I am going to bust him in the face with a firey log.
Posted By Hagan
4:22 AM . . .
Saturday, November 01, 2003